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The BRO Code. Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail the Bro Code.
Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct of Bros appears in here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.
Praise Barney Stinson!
from the ladies
Stinson sure knows how to use his pen. -Lisa, Shared a Cab
It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down. - Katie, Lost Tourist
I'll be honest - I was a little worried when i saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you. - Carolyn..Carol?, Met Outside Yoga
About Barney, by Barney
Barney Stinson is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the blogosphere with www.barneysblog.com Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls

Prince_of_Persia 4. Описание
Легендарный Принц Персии вернулся! В новом обличии, с невероятными возможностями и историей. Теперь ему придется выступить посредником, палачом и судьей в споре двух великих Богов: Ормадза, бога Света и Аримана, бога Тьмы. Но Принц не один в этом глобальном противостоянии - вместе с ним Элика - хитрая, ловкая и очень красивая воительница со своей судьбой и историей. Вместе нашим героям придется распутать клубок божественных интриг и остановить проклятие, которое ниспослал на Землю ужасный Ариман.
По сравнению с предыдущей трилогией изменилось все: от графического стиля до боевой системы. Неизменной осталась лишь ускользающая и мистическая атмосфера Древнего Востока - та самая, которой дышат все игры величественной серии Принц Персии. Это уже не сказка... Это новый принц. И новая легенда.
Особенности игры:
* Удивительная по красоте прорисовка персонажей. Такое ощущение, что Принца раскрасили акварелью поверх полигонов.
* Уникальная игровая физика. Впервые в истории подобных игр вы не мучаетесь, а наслаждаетесь акробатикой.
* Инновационный боевой режим. Драка с противником напоминает высокохудожественный танец с саблями.
* Отличающийся действительно высоким интеллектом AI-напарник.
* Завораживающие своей красотой пейзажи Древней Персии.
Set in a land rooted in ancient Persian mythology, the Prince finds himself caught in an epic battle between the primal forces of light and darkness: the God of Light, Ormazd versus his brother Ahriman, the destructive God of Darkness. The Prince arrives just in time to witness the destruction of the legendary Tree of Life – an act which threatens to plunge the entire world into eternal darkness. Manifested in the form of the Corruption, a dark substance that physically contaminates the land and the skies, the Prince must partner with Elika, a deadly companion, to heal the world from the evil Corruption. Game features include:
* A new hero emerges: Master the acrobatics, strategy and fighting tactics of the most agile warrior of all time. Grip fall down the face of a building, perform perfectly timed acrobatic combinations, swing over canyons, buildings and anything that is reachable. This new rogue warrior must utilize all of his new skills along with a whole new combat system to battle Ahriman's corrupted lieutenants to heal the land from the dark Corruption and restore the light.
* A new epic journey begins: Escape to experience the new fantasy world of ancient Persia. Masterful storytelling and sprawling environments will deliver to action-adventure fans an experience that rivals even the best Hollywood movies.
* A new open world structure: A first for the Prince of Persia franchise – now you have the freedom to determine how the game evolves in this non-linear adventure. Players will decide how they unfold the storyline by choosing their path in the open-ended world.
* Emergence of a deadly new ally: History's greatest ally is revealed in the form of Elika, a dynamic AI companion who joins the Prince in his fight to save the world. Gifted with magical powers, she interacts with the player in combat, acrobatics and puzzle-solving enabling the Prince to reach new heights of deadly high-flying artistry through special duo acrobatic moves or devastating fighting combo attacks.
* All new for Next-Gen: The franchise's debut on next-generation consoles utilizes Ubisoft's proprietary Anvil engine, the same engine used to develop Assassins Creed.

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>>>.....Citizen Cope.....>>>. Группа хорошей и качественной музыки
на вкус
Something is great about this one. The phrase buzzed around in my head, mixing with the endorphins that cracked and snapped about their different relays, telling me that I liked this music. This music is good. The beer in your hand is good.* You are loving this, aren't you? Aren't you?
Singer/Song Writer, Citizen Cope recently headlined in Towson's Recher Theatre, a large dimly lit room washed in blood red drapes. Two bars, bouncers at the door who think they're funny, an entrance covered in music posters: enough ambiance to make you dream of owning rooms filled with nothing but silk pillows and feathery boas. Brilliance -- all of it.
His music is simple to the point of being stripped down, as if bearing it all was the only way to get our attention. The Spartan band behind him was made up of a drummer, a bassist, two keyboardists, and Cope on guitar. A mix of hip-hop, folk, and blues his songs are mostly beats - mix bass drum, high hat, snare, clap track and repeat - buffed smooth by a haggard, road-weary voice. Uncommon chords for texture and keyboards for lift.
I was there in the middle of a crowd that hung on Mr. Cope's every word. You have probably been in a situation like this one before. If you have seen a favorite artist live, you know the procedure. Stand elbow to elbow with lovers in varied states of decay - high school to golden years - and you reach clumsily into your bag of lyrics, struggling to throw them out in time with everybody else. Nevertheless, you dance, sway back and forth and put your chin to your chest to feel that beat and buzz in your rib cage. Somebody screams, You're melting my face! Artist finishes up a song and you try to guess what's coming next. You are loving this, aren't you?
But even as I enjoyed myself like everyone else, the experience unsettled me. Cope is an intensely powerful lyricist. Without useless contemplation or pretension, you sense a plain type of grief laced in his words. A grief at once deeply personal, but one that managed to untether me from the scene, causing me to think about what I was listening to. His song topics range from a laundry list of tragedy in Let the Drummer Kick That to exploration of danger of American jingoism in Bullet and a Target. One of my favorites, his song Penitentiary taps into fears for a culture growing more trapped by fear and war: Well I'm waiting on a time when people walk free to see/From the penitentiary in our mind/When there's no need to bleed/For your father/Or your son.
One Rolling Stone critic called him a modern day bluesman who paints a plaintive portrait of the human condition. Another, not-so-friendly critic from music and culture website, SoundtheSirens said: I'm sure there's some soulful guy with a guitar who can write better songs sitting in some coffee shop somewhere who deserves the exposure more than he does. This may be warranted, I just happen to disagree.
As a balding-twenty-something tapped his toe to the beat of Sideways against my heal, I was reminded of a perplexing moment a few months prior. I had created a Citizen Cope station on an Internet radio website called Pandora. If you have not used Pandora before, its program takes an artist that you give it and plays the music of similar artists based on style and genre.Normally, Pandora is right on, accurate as anyone could hope for. But the artists that Pandora surrounded Cope with -- Damien Rice, Jack Johnson, Ryan Adams, Howie Day, Beck -- sound nothing like him, perhaps Beck being the closest. I won't say that no one sounds like Citizen Cope -- that cannot be justified. However, one has serious trouble placing him in any sort of context. This frustrates me, because I need musical landmarks,

>>>.....Citizen Cope.....>>>

$~ Next_Gen Группа по SF3\SFA ~.$

~ Next_Gen Группа по SF3\SFA ~

Ω Lacrimas Profundere Official Rock'N'Sad Crew Ω. „You must have chaos within you, to give birth to a dancing star” (Friedrich Nietzsche). That must have been what the Schmid brothers had in mind when Christopher (former vocalist, and still songwriter and indispensable asset of the band) came up with the title and cover of their new album “Bleeding The Stars”.
Without chaos, no creativity – and both are the driving force behind every new adventure. Adventures that, as of now, Lacrimas Profundere (Latin for shedding tears) have experienced in 30 countries, far away from LA’s dazzling theatres. Always with the firm intention to present their band not only in the club next door but worldwide, like for example in Peru or Tokyo.
This unconditional devotion to their own music, the passion to never give up despite all the setbacks but to grow through countless curious, sometimes even strange stories: all this has helped the melancholiacs from Munich to outlast various musical trends over the last 26 years.
But before glancing into the future let us look back: originally starting as a death-doom metal band in 1993, they went the gothic route over time. In 2004, their album AVE END paved the way for their subsequent album FILTHY NOTES FOR FROZEN HEARTS (2006). This chart album is considered a personal milestone, making HIM-fan and US Jackass star BAM MARGERA take notice: Not only was “And God’s Ocean” from SONGS FOR THE LAST VIEW covered by both Bam Margera and Alissa White-Gluz, it also served as background music for “DAS TOTE MÄDCHEN”, an episode of the ZDF’s Monday evening crime show NACHTSCHICHT.
Where’s the adventure, you ask? Well, with THE GRANDIOSE NOWHERE (2010) they toured south America and later China as the headliner. ANTIADORE (2013) – guest composer being none other than RICKY WARWICK (The Almighty, Thin Lizzy, Black Star Riders) – enabled their first world tour. Japan, Korea, Mexico, no matter where: “Ave End”, “My Velvet Little Darkness“, “Again It´s Over“, “My Release In Pain“ – the audience knew the lyrics to all of these songs.
With OBLIVION/SPV as their new partner they produced their first concert album titled HOPE IS HERE in 2016. It immediately reached the TOP 30 of the German Charts. Metal Hammer acknowledged the album as well: it was picked for the TOP 10 ranking by not 1 but 2 editors for their charts of the year. With a tour under their belt to support In Extremo and them being the headliner in the motto shows HOPE IS HUMAN (some of those being sold out completely) 2017 provided the next adventure and the next highlight in their band history: a visit to Dubai as the first international gothic band.
“When people travel from crisis zones like Syria or Iran to watch us for one evening and sing along to HOPE IS HERE with closed eyes – ‘getting chills’ doesn’t give the feeling justice”, Olly explains after the concert.
But, as Isaac Newton put it: “What goes up, must come down”, problems were bubbling under the surface. Oliver’s request to return to the sound of their old epic death-doom past wasn’t met with approval from most of the band. If anything, Rob, their vocalist, wanted to leave this kind of music behind for good, but was torn to leave the band after 10 long years. The tour took its toll and new, cherished passions were becoming more and more important for parts of the band.
There were several discussions until Oliver realized that in order for the band to live, they had to kill it first. He and Christopher turned to songwriting to find the band’s soul and essence again. “These songs are so much more because we had to give it our all”, he reminisces. But rising from the ashes also meant a new vocalist had to be found for Lacrimas Profundere. That’s when Olly remembered a young talented guy by the name of Julian Larre, who made an impact on him with his cover versions of such different acts as “Asking Alexandria”, “Slipknot” or “HIM” on YouTube. However, between their first contact and the

Ω Lacrimas Profundere Official Rock'N'Sad Crew Ω